Tuesday, 15 January 2013

SMS Joke - #03

Father: if u pass in exams,i'll gift u 1 cycle.
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Son: if i fail? 
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Fathr: i will gift 100 cycles 
son: why? 
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Father: faer mera puttar dukan kholy ga cyclan di....!
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SMS joke - #02

Santa2Customber Care-Meri Bhains Meri Sim kha k Bhag Gayi hai
Cust Care-To hum kya kre?
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Santa-Ji puchna tha Roaming to Nhi Lagegi Na...:D

SMS joke - #01

OOPS…
I was in a restaurant yesterday when
I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas...
The music was really, really loud,
so I timed my gas with the beat of the music…
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After a couple of songs, I started to feel better…
I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me…
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Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my IPOD :D:D
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